The Accidental Wedding Planner
By Siduuhappy.com
In the dusty but lively town of Barakool, lived a man named Yusuf who had two passions in life: freshly fried samosas and minding his own business. Unfortunately, only one of those was possible during wedding season.
How It All Started
Yusuf was a quiet tailor who spent his days sewing shirts, occasionally whispering insults to his sewing machine when it jammed. But one fateful afternoon, he was eating lunch outside his shop when Auntie Amina stormed over.
"Yusuf! My daughter is getting married next week. I heard you’re great at organizing things!"
He blinked. “I’m great at organizing buttons,” he muttered, mid-bite of his samosa.
But it was too late. In less than 24 hours, Yusuf’s name had spread faster than the village gossip hotline. He was now known as “Yusuf the Wedding Guru.”
First Client Chaos
His first task? Organize a wedding for 600 people in 5 days. Yusuf, who once cried organizing his sock drawer, panicked. But instead of backing out, he Googled “how to plan a wedding,” screenshot a checklist, and declared himself ready.
Day one, he tried to book a tent but ended up accidentally renting a circus tent—complete with a faded clown face on top. The bride’s father asked if the marriage came with juggling lessons.
The Chicken Incident
For food, Yusuf hired his cousin Jama, a man known for burning water. Jama promised roasted chicken, but during the cooking process, managed to set the cooking hut on fire. They ended up with chicken so black, it got mistaken for charcoal.
“Why is the chicken crunchy?” one guest asked. Jama replied, “Extra texture. Michelin star style.”
Decorations of Doom
For decoration, Yusuf ordered balloons and roses. The balloons arrived with “Happy Birthday Dave” printed on them (nobody knew who Dave was), and the roses were artificial—and accidentally scented like toilet cleaner.
Guests left the venue with a strange feeling of celebration and the scent of pine freshness.
The Wedding Day Disaster
On the big day, Yusuf wore a whistle around his neck and a walkie-talkie like a commando. He had no idea how to use either. He assigned roles to random kids in the village like it was a spy mission.
- Ahmed (age 12): Head of security
- Fatima (age 10): Cake inspector
- Musa (age 7): Chief of noise control
It was organized chaos. The DJ played the wrong song during the bride’s entrance (it was a wrestling theme). The cameraman forgot to charge his battery and ended up recording on his phone. Half the footage was vertical and shaky like an earthquake documentary.
The Unexpected Twist
Just when Yusuf was about to cry into a leftover samosa, the bride walked up to him and said:
“This is the most fun wedding I’ve ever been to. People laughed, ate, and made memories they’ll never forget. You’re amazing!”
Yusuf, confused but grateful, nodded proudly. “Yes, it was all part of the plan,” he lied.
The Aftermath
The next morning, Yusuf found a line outside his shop. Not for shirts—but for weddings.
One woman asked, “Can you make my husband cry tears of joy like the groom yesterday?”
Another whispered, “I want the same chicken... for comedy purposes.”
The Moral of the Story
You don’t need perfection to make people happy. Sometimes, all it takes is some burned chicken, a circus tent, and a tailor with no clue but a big heart.
Yusuf never meant to be a wedding planner, but he ended up being the most beloved one Barakool ever had. His secret? Say yes, stay calm, and pretend you know what you’re doing until you accidentally succeed.
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