Sure! Here's the English translation of the Somali joke:
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Joke: "The New Phone"
A man bought a new phone and was really happy about it. He decided to show it off to his friend.
He called his friend:
— “Hello, can you hear my voice?”
— His friend said: “Yeah, I can hear you clearly!”
— The man replied: “Wow! This phone is amazing—the sound is so clear!”
— His friend looked confused and said: “I understand... but why are you calling me when you’re standing right in front of me?!”
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Let me know if you'd like it in a shorter or funnier version too!
